This, my friends, is one of the best inventions of the 21st century.
This machine makes it so I don’t have to wait in the always long and always sluggish line at the Post Office to ship off boxes of AllieBars.
This machine makes it so I don’t have to answer whether or not the contents are hazardous (no)…whether or not I want to pay for delivery confirmation (no)…whether or not I want to pay for insurance (no)…whether or not I want to buy any stamps (no)…whether or not I have any patience (no!!).
No, they are not hazardous. I would know. I ate 3 AllieBars over the course of the day. Boy did I miss their crunchy yet chewy texture. Mmm Mmm!
And because I didn’t get enough oats from the bars, I had a small bowl of Sunflower Granola with almond milk and bananas.
…the last of the bag. Sad!
I spent some time gathering my tax stuff this afternoon. You’d think someone with no job and very verrrrrry minimal income wouldn’t have much to report but think again. I’m crossing my fingers hoping I don’t owe the IRS any money. That would be tres tragic.
For dinner, I put together a salad with the tofu and seafood dish from last night’s dinner.
With red peppers and avocado tossed in.
Dessert
My daily orange and a few squares of dark chocolate
I’m looking forward to watching The Bachelor tonight! I watched the season premiere and then started back up last week. I don’t actually like the show all that much but it’s nearing the end and getting good (read: no more annoying catty girls fighting for attention).
I also get a kick out of Brad’s painfully awkward personality. Can you imagine him and Kristen Stewart together in the same room? AHHHHWKWARD!!!
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Need a laugh?
His precious little laugh is so contagious!
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That postage machine is great – I’ve not seen one of those! The line is always SO long when I go to see an actual person.. that’s awesome!
that video is adorable and now i cant stop watching youtube videos of babies laughing.
oh my gosh I can’t stop giggling from this video — cutest thing ever!!!
Omg that baby is SO cute. The Allie bars look so good! Ahh I wish I would’ve won the giveaway!
I’ve never used the automated postal service! I’ll have to try that out the next time I have to mail something.
Oh my God, that is the most hysterical thing. I wish paper tearing were so funny as an adult.
HAHAH I saw this same video clip at the gym. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the treadmill. So cute!
Ommgshhh I’ve always loved those cute baby videos! They sound so adorable, yet…non baby-ish! Almost non-human lol jk
Have you seen the one with “Charlie bit me….”?
oh that video is too funny -thanks for sharing! I love it!
I love that postal machine, but the one I go to always has the drop box broken and closed. So I can get my postage all ready and then CANT MAIL THEM. It’s so frustrating!
Also, i can’t get over Brad and Kristin Stewart in the same room. OH MY GOD they would be so awful!
I have never tried the automated postal machine… I am always afraid I will do it wrong and my package will end up who knows where. Next time I will have to try it… I am sure it beats waiting in long likes at the post office.
hahaha ohhh my, that baby is just adorable. I usually waste hours YouTubing “funny animal videos” or “cute puppies”. Time well spent
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aww the baby is so cute!
Omggggg that is the cutest baby I have ever seen!! I want one! (except not right now, I would like to graduate from college first please and thanks)
Slash that is the funniest machine I have ever seen! A couple of days back I saw a high-tech candy vending machine..not a see-through janky one. It was suhhweet!
I’ve never seen a postal machine!
I love shrimp in salad, yum!!
I had a shrimp filled salad for dinner tonight too! they make such yummy salad toppers! oh and btw, that baby video is hilarious…..I love baby belly laughs, so cute!
That video is hilarious-much needed, haha!
Oh allie bars, how I hope I can win some someday!
I’m always big on dark chocolate, but I have also been loving oranges these days
that baby is the funniest thing ever!! im seriously cracking up so bad right now i love it! who knew ripped paper could be so amusing hah.
Oh my god! That video: so funny!
haha love the video….with your salad i love shrimp on greens
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omg the postage machine is the best idea ever. thats one of my biggest pet peeves is waiting forever at the post office.
That video makes my ovaries ache. Babies are SO cute!
Every time I see one I think “I want one!” but then I have to kick myself and remind myself I still have a few years to go yet haha.
Oh my gosh Brad and Kristen Stewart together. You just made me laugh!! He is pretty awkward, but I think Kristen Stewart tops him in awkwardness. She seems so uncomfortable in every interview!
Allie. My biological clock is already ticking approximately ten years ahead of time. Why must you toy with my emotions by posting such a video?
Haha in all seriousness though, I just discovered my new YouTube obsession. Now I just have to find a video of a baby pooping and screaming to reverse the damage.
oh my gosh, i just watched that video and it literally made me cry! i can’t believe that baby laughed so hard!
Love that video clip! I wish I could be that easily amused… Oh wait a minute, I guess I can be. I just laughed at that video… hahaha. Thanks for sharing!
That baby is soooo cute!
xoxo
Kathleen
Your comment about Brad & Kristen Stewart made me laugh out loud — so funny.
Love your blog!
Is that Ashley’s Avocado hummus recipe? I made hers on Friday. Really good, but mine was a little more green.
Also, I booked travel for Eat Write Retreat. I saw your name. Can’t wait to see you again!
And sorry about the job, I’m self-employed by blogging and freelance work until the right one comes along. At least there’s Ellen! Always get a laugh.
Nope! I didn’t know she had one. Mine was pretty basic. I’m volunteering at EWR. Can’t wait to see you there.
I’ve never tried the automated machines at the post office. I was afraid it would be as painful as the self check out at Wal-Mart! Those things make me feel like an idiot…yet the one’s at Kroger are easy as pie!
That video is absolutely precious! Loved it!
Man I hope those ALliebars are coming to me!
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